NOT the typical drug test? This test IS for AAS's

[Mole]

So I recently had a falling out with a coworker who is also several levels above me in the organization I work for. He used to juice and even sold me my first roids way back. He's been off for a few years but was encouraging me and giving me advice up until recently.
He has the power to order a "For Cause" drug screening on me. Meaning that they WILL test for AAS's if he requests it.
I'm not sure how shitty he's gonna play this but if its gonna happen I'm gonna have to submit to testing no later than probably next week.
I'm currently on 600mg Test E a week and Dbol 30mg ED.
How screwed am I if I get tested? And is their anything I can start doing right now to clean myself up?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[paddington]

You can try this website www.steroidcleanse.com. I have never tried it, but its guaranteed (except for Nandralones). 5 days.

P

[Mole]

Guaranteed to give you your money back even though you lose your job and benefits? Or guaranteed to work period?
I took a look. I'll feel it out tomorrow and see if I can find out whats over the horizon. This sucks.

[dunhill225]

pull a roger and just call him, tape it, and be like "dude, you know you sold me shit, you aint gonna try and get me tested are you?"

[Xanthine]

pull a roger and just call him, tape it, and be like "dude, you know you sold me shit, you aint gonna try and get me tested are you?"

Damn straight. Set him up to save your ass

[trapz]

if you live in the nj or ny area you could pay a shady individual on here to "send him a message".... lol....

[trapz]

what sort of career are you in that they do this??? unless your working with kids coaching or some tshit i cant imagine HR at a corp. job giving a fuck about this type of shit

[trapz]

btw most dont watch you piss for regular work screeens, ahve a non using friend piss in a vial and jsut store it on you rperson and dump the clean urine in there.... if they insist on watching just keep saying you cant go with someone watching and have shy kidneys, unless your in the fucking NFL or NCAA if they even wanted to watch in the first place tehy will get sick of standing around while you cant go and eventually let u go in the stall.

i did this on probation like clockwork

[trapz]

btw most dont watch you piss for regular work screeens, ahve a non using friend piss in a vial and jsut store it on you rperson and dump the clean urine in there.... if they insist on watching just keep saying you cant go with someone watching and have shy kidneys, unless your in the fucking NFL or NCAA if they even wanted to watch in the first place tehy will get sick of standing around while you cant go and eventually let u go in the stall.

i did this on probation like clockwork

[gymlion77]

The above idea is a great one use a eye dropper bottle (a big one) and tape it to the inside of your leg so it stays bady temp. This is a great way to do this. At the hippie shops they have this same kind of thing it is actually fake urine that has the correct PH balance and what not to pass as real urine. It even has a special pouch that has a temp. monitor so you know that it is close to the temp of your body.
Not sure the name of this but I am sure you can find it on line.......I will look it to it for you!

Ok, really I would put up some beef to the guys face and tell him that he is a pussy if he even leads anyone in the direction that you are using any kind of drug. Mainly some that he use to DO and Sold to you as well. It is one thing to have a falling out but he is a puss if he goes the rout of " johnny does roids and has roid rage I think its bad for the company and he should get a test and see if he is on them and then if he has any out bursts we can fire him on the spot without a right up" Man that dude is a real low life, that is hitting below the belt in my book!

[viking]

pissed off or not fellow juicers should stick together.people have no standards anymore you just dont rat.

[gethuge74]

A life time ago i was on probation and had to submit random drug screens. I used to smoke weed in my younger years. I can't remember if it was a colostomy bag or what but, basically the equivalent of a saline solution bag that gets hung for an IV. I used to tape it under my arm then the tube ran down under my ass and using the clear med tape the hose followed the shaft of my penis. Then during piss test they would go in with me but atleast they didn't stand over me and watch the flow. Just pinched out the plug and away we go...Good thing is it's great when you know the procedure of the test cause this emulates the stream of pissing and since its been taped to the body it's at the right temp. You literally have to be right on top of the person to see the difference. Does require a cool cusomer to handle this

[Mole]

This kid is definitely a fu*king jerkoff. Its a long story but he's worked his way in with the tops of the organization by kissing ass for years. Now he's all high and mighty and can't be questioned. I called him out at work and was right. Which saved alot of people ALOT of work. He didn't like that one bit.
He's worked his way in so that I don't think they would believe me if I told them he sold roids to me. He's a fat slob now.

[RockReady4x4]

pull a roger and just call him, tape it, and be like "dude, you know you sold me sh!t, you aint gonna try and get me tested are you?"

I am with Dun on this. If it all comes down to it though... do like others have stated.... use your buddies urine. Make sure to keep it warm... body temp.

[HumanResources5162]

If he is high up at the company; I'd be surprised if orders a test on you; knowing himself that he sold them to you in the past. Even if he's high up enough that they take his word no question over yours; he is still jeapordising his own career if you were to go to the CEO and explain that he's the one that sold it to you and got you started, etc.

You'd have a great case being that How the fuck would he know your on roids anyway if he wasn't involved w/ you at some point previously???? He'd be risking his own ass by calling you out....

That being said, I'd still prepare for the worst. Wouldn't trust anything that claims to clean your system in 5 days; sounds more like marketing gimmick. All piss-clensers offer double money back guarentees, etc; and none of them will ever honor them because of loopholes in their offerings...

Best advice is get the wisinator or something and have clean piss ready at room temp. Dont use synthetic cause it can be tested for now by the leading drugtest labs. Use real stuff that's clean.

Also if you do test positvie the company will likely not fire you on the spot. they usually have to give you warning first and an opportunity to change the behavior (might order you to go to meetings, rehab etc)

If they do fire you on the spot; you should talk to a lawyer (free consultation) and explain the situation. I think you'd have a pretty nice lawsuit waiting in your favor if you can convince a judge that the same exec that sold you roids and got you hooked on them also ordered your test and fired you for it....

[ALIN]

So I recently had a falling out with a coworker who is also several levels above me in the organization I work for. He used to juice and even sold me my first roids way back. He's been off for a few years but was encouraging me and giving me advice up until recently.
He has the power to order a "For Cause" drug screening on me. Meaning that they WILL test for AAS's if he requests it.
I'm not sure how shitty he's gonna play this but if its gonna happen I'm gonna have to submit to testing no later than probably next week.
I'm currently on 600mg Test E a week and Dbol 30mg ED.
How screwed am I if I get tested? And is their anything I can start doing right now to clean myself up?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.


would they be urine or blood screen?

[cole617]

pissed off or not fellow juicers should stick together.people have no standards anymore you just dont rat.

NO matter what, Keep the aas out of your differences! He should know that!
Hopefully he won't take it there. BUT keep that pee on you leg.I haver to say, this would NEVER work on fed probation!!!!

[biglifter600]

Start looking for a new job now. Anybody that much higher in a company, with that big a grudge against you, means you will never go anywhere in the company. Instead of letting him dictate the rules of the game, find a new job. Of course i've told many people i've worked with to go fuck themselves and found a new job. I have to much respect for myself, and no i do a great job at what i do. Always be in a position to dictate you own future. You will have some hard times, but when you look back, you will always respect yourself and you'll find that most others respect you also.

[block1]

BEST OF LUCK DUDE..IF SHIT DOES HIT THE FAN WAIT FOR THE SCUM BAG IN THE PARKING LOT...:blackeye:

[enanthate]

How long ago did he sell this product to you?

Bluff and tell him you still have an amp or vial left.

Does he want to gamble that his prints are still on them?

[HumanResources5162]

How long ago did he sell this product to you?

Bluff and tell him you still have an amp or vial left.

Does he want to gamble that his prints are still on them?

That is a GREAT idea!

[moto man]

if it a urine test go to \www.keeplifeprivate.com/whizzinator.php that should slove your problem

[Xodus]

Start looking for a new job now. Anybody that much higher in a company, with that big a grudge against you, means you will never go anywhere in the company. Instead of letting him dictate the rules of the game, find a new job. Of course i've told many people i've worked with to go fuck themselves and found a new job. I have to much respect for myself, and no i do a great job at what i do. Always be in a position to dictate you own future. You will have some hard times, but when you look back, you will always respect yourself and you'll find that most others respect you also.

Best advice yet. Even if he didn't have this to hang over you, he's got you under his thumb. Walk the hell away.

[glock32]

You need to start kissing that guys ass if he has shit on you............I wouldn't have even fucked with him unless I planned on losing my job and then I would have punched him in his grill and quit.......well that's probably not an option but he probably won't mess with you because you do have some shit on him. Either way avoid him, buy a wizzinator and pray he leaves you alone.

[Mole]

You need to start kissing that guys ass if he has shit on you............I wouldn't have even fucked with him unless I planned on losing my job and then I would have punched him in his grill and quit.......well that's probably not an option but he probably won't mess with you because you do have some shit on him. Either way avoid him, buy a wizzinator and pray he leaves you alone.

Thats terrible advice........

[The Stage]

pull a roger and just call him, tape it, and be like "dude, you know you sold me shit, you aint gonna try and get me tested are you?" Yep, call and discuss...get him on tape. That way, you have some leverage. :Banane24: