need a cycle to get super shredded and huge

svtpower97 · 11-30-2009, 02:11 AM

like title states...i need something to get me super shredded and about 330...i have been lifting for years and eating like a pro for a few weeks...nothing works...and i have a bad knee so don't do squats or dead lifts...what kinda juice do ya fellas recommend....and would i shoot in the fupa or nipple?

mxpower · 11-30-2009, 02:52 AM

blue skittles

svtpower97 · 11-30-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mxpower

blue skittles

could i snort those? i have heard about guys in the gym doing it to get it in their system faster

mxpower · 11-30-2009, 03:00 AM

you missed it, title should have been "need an oral cycle to get super shredded and huge"

svtpower97 · 11-30-2009, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mxpower

you missed it, title should have been "need an oral cycle to get super shredded and huge"

damn you are right...i completely forgot i am scared of needles so shooting anything is out of the question...however i need you guys to tell me what will give me a six pack at 330lbs at 5'2

BadAttitude · 11-30-2009, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by svtpower97

damn you are right...i completely forgot i am scared of needles so shooting anything is out of the question...however i need you guys to tell me what will give me a six pack at 330lbs at 5'2

330 and 5'2?! What is your bodyfat percentage?

If you got a high bodyfat percentage, I would cut first, until you reach a descent weight. And then I might think about doing roids.

Really it all comes down to your diet. Are you cutting or bulking?

microzide · 11-30-2009, 05:56 AM

You should find that kind of Winstrol you can drink. A pro I know put on over 100 lbs. in a year just drinking winny with every meal. I think he said he was drinking a quart a day. Oh, and if the labels are rounded, its fake!

**Xanthine** · 11-30-2009, 06:03 AM

lol the main board doesn't often get parody threads...nice one

ROMMEL65 · 11-30-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by microzide

You should find that kind of Winstrol you can drink. A pro I know put on over 100 lbs. in a year just drinking winny with every meal. I think he said he was drinking a quart a day. Oh, and if the labels are rounded, its fake!

I ordered a bunch of superdrol clones and I just throw a handful of em ( couple 100 mgs ) in my morning blender drink. After a few months, I was way bigger than Cutler. Also, no one can ride shotgun with me, thats where my liver sits.

Nibbe · 11-30-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BadAttitude

330 and 5'2?! What is your bodyfat percentage?

67% is what he said in another thread. Cutting is for pussies!

JME · 11-30-2009, 08:52 AM

lol...good one!

RockReady4x4 · 11-30-2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BadAttitude

330 and 5'2?! What is your bodyfat percentage?

If you got a high bodyfat percentage, I would cut first, until you reach a descent weight. And then I might think about doing roids.

Really it all comes down to your diet. Are you cutting or bulking?

hahahahahaha^^^^^^ asshat

BACK-AT-IT · 11-30-2009, 01:35 PM

"Gaspari Superpump 250!" Be careful though, there is also a "Ron Jeremy Superpump 250" Two completely different items! Ive used them both!

DrB2K · 11-30-2009, 01:41 PM

Animal Mega-Paks. Your urine will be so yellow it will almost look red but that is the color of ANABOLISM!

**MaNiFeSt** · 11-30-2009, 01:55 PM

touche'

svtpower97 · 11-30-2009, 02:42 PM

lol I actually got one serious answer too...i think i'll try the skittles first

svtpower97 · 11-30-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nibbe

67% is what he said in another thread. Cutting is for pussies!

I tried cutting but it only hurts and leaves scars. Nobody likes scars, not even on the ole brown eye.

rgrmedic · 12-01-2009, 02:59 AM

one word..... muscletech

gronkboy · 12-01-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by svtpower97

like title states...i need something to get me super shredded and about 330...i have been lifting for years and eating like a pro for a few weeks...nothing works...and i have a bad knee so don't do squats or dead lifts...what kinda juice do ya fellas recommend....and would i shoot in the fupa or nipple?

Shoot it into your balloon knot, you know, your anal ring. The taint is also not a bad area as well. Good luck!

svtpower97 · 12-01-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gronkboy

Shoot it into your balloon knot, you know, your anal ring. The taint is also not a bad area as well. Good luck!

balloon knot lol...you canadians and australians have the coolest fucking words

megaman · 12-01-2009, 03:08 PM

Witch Hazel....drink lots of it after each workout. And then you will become bigger...faster....more ripped....AND ....Stronger Than All!

deathknell3000 · 12-01-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by megaman

Witch Hazel....drink lots of it after each workout. And then you will become bigger...faster....more ripped....AND ....Stronger Than All!

It will also give you fast hands!!!!!!!!!!!!

deathknell3000 · 12-01-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mxpower

you missed it, title should have been "need an oral cycle to get super shredded and huge"

Bwahahahaha!

I don't even use orals anymore. Seems like all they did was make me hold more water anyway...

ntraining · 12-02-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by megaman

Witch Hazel....drink lots of it after each workout. And then you will become bigger...faster....more ripped....AND ....Stronger Than All!

Whatever happened to the guy with the witch hazel obsession?

bricker · 12-02-2009, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BadAttitude

330 and 5'2?! What is your bodyfat percentage?

If you got a high bodyfat percentage, I would cut first, until you reach a descent weight. And then I might think about doing roids.

Really it all comes down to your diet. Are you cutting or bulking?

This fucker is serious.... lmfao... but, heres my advice.

If you want results quicker, and without working out a whole lot or eating much food or anything healthy, always inject directly into your taint.

bricker · 12-02-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ROMMEL65

I ordered a bunch of superdrol clones and I just throw a handful of em ( couple 100 mgs ) in my morning blender drink. After a few months, I was way bigger than Cutler. Also, no one can ride shotgun with me, thats where my liver sits.

Literally rolling on that one! fuckin hilarious! Im still crying... I just had to put that in my sig line!

tonyverdi · 12-02-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RockReady4x4

hahahahahaha^^^^^^ asshat

I haven't heard asshat in a long time.

biomech · 12-02-2009, 08:58 PM

hahaha good thread...I remember the dude that was injecting into the coight....so funny...'it hurts to much' haha

Also guys, if you all want a good laugh, check out some of the 'jaison' threads in the aussie section.

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